And I'm pretty sure it's not healthy of a person to never brush their hair.

[He doesn't really believe that, but he needs to be a sassy bitch from time to time in order to keep his self-esteem up.]

Ugh, I look like a clown. [Frantic smoothing, go! He'd die if anyone else saw him like this.] Thank-you, Toska, for your help. Now never touch me, again.