[Also there's the whole 'why you inviting me out is this a date' factor that Colin's unsure about, but too embarrassed to clarify.]
They're much too loud, often quite filthy, random drunks always mistake me for a girl and by the end of the night, my rear's been slapped so often it hurts to sit.
[And that all came from the first - and hopefully last - time he went to a bar with Miko. It wasn't fun.]
So unless you can guarantee they music and hygiene will be of a respectable standard and the middle aged alcoholics don't come near me, I'll have to decline.
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[Also there's the whole 'why you inviting me out is this a date' factor that Colin's unsure about, but too embarrassed to clarify.]
They're much too loud, often quite filthy, random drunks always mistake me for a girl and by the end of the night, my rear's been slapped so often it hurts to sit.
[And that all came from the first - and hopefully last - time he went to a bar with Miko. It wasn't fun.]
So unless you can guarantee they music and hygiene will be of a respectable standard and the middle aged alcoholics don't come near me, I'll have to decline.