[He starts poking and messing with Colin's hair while he speaks.]
Baths aren't gonna get rid of your bodily fluids, you realize that, right? You're supposed to get dirty from sex. It makes you sweat like a pig, too. You take the dirty out of sex and it's boring and probably screws up your chances of getting kids. Especially the boring part.
Besides, you're into Leona. She smells like chemicals and her hair looks like her cat confused it for curtains. Plus I've seen how much you want her to hug you. Are you sure you need clean that much?
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[He starts poking and messing with Colin's hair while he speaks.]
Baths aren't gonna get rid of your bodily fluids, you realize that, right? You're supposed to get dirty from sex. It makes you sweat like a pig, too. You take the dirty out of sex and it's boring and probably screws up your chances of getting kids. Especially the boring part.
Besides, you're into Leona. She smells like chemicals and her hair looks like her cat confused it for curtains. Plus I've seen how much you want her to hug you. Are you sure you need clean that much?