[He tries really hard not to twitch in order to prove that he's fine with touching and loving and people messing up his hair. Although, when Toska brings up Leona's hair, suddenly nothing is alright and everything is pain.]

Leona's hair is wavy, don't compare it to curtains that detestable cat of hers has destroyed.

[He's not amused right now. Not amused at all.]

And don't talk about body fluids, sweat and sex right before you ask me about her. You're tarnishing her image!

[Pause.] I don't see how getting dirty could be fun, but I'll take your word for it. [Another pause, before Colin turns slightly redder and glances up at his hairline.] You're not, uh, t-trying to get me into bed, are you?