[ I bet all the other students are really proud to go to the same school as these two bozos. Obviously there are really high standards here. ]

Don't be foolish, the ladies always go for me. Oh, maybe they would go for this too, wouldn't you recite it to me, darling?

[ He only gives Owain back his diary after flipping to a page and holding it open for him. Aw, there is a poem on the page. Cute, Owain. ]