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the high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU.

2. Roll 1-19.

or come up with your own scenarios.
3. ???

4. Play out high school AU times.

1. first day

Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period

You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper

You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty

Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break

Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky

One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention

What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.

Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.

Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work

Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival

Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater

Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library

If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully

Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor

You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs

Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom

Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation

Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ sorry ladies. even if jim kirk and scotty are both devastatingly handsome and brilliant, they, unfortunately, cannot handle baking a cake. as evident by the black plumes of smoke coming from their oven right now. even scotty, who's seen his fair amount of smoke, fire, and explosions, doesn't know what to do right now. so, he tosses the oven mitts to jim, then places a finger to his nose (thereby relieving him of all cake duty of course). ]

Not it.

[Jim really shouldn't be expected to bake cakes. Come on! He's got far too many ambitions for that. And, seriously, that's what girls are for - baking, sewing, you know, all those girly things! But he thought that maybe this class might be a good way to meet said girls, back before he didn't know how wrong he could be.

Jim instinctively catches the oven mitts, shooting a glare at his friend.]

What? Traitor. Fine, I'll save the stupid cake. [And with that, he gallantly opens the oven, resulting in even more smoke pouring out. Coughing, he quickly pulls out the cake, revealing it to be completely burnt and totally crispy.]

...well, shit.

[ his nose wrinkles, both from the smell and jim's insult. whatever. at least his eyes don't sting and water.

his eyes narrow in study as he steps in to take a closer look. ]

I toldja you put too much flour in it. [ no, scotty. that's not even -- the reason why it looks and has the same hardness like pyroxenite. though it would answer why it probably tastes like that. ]

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nine.

btw, you probably know what Jim is like in the hs AU - ladiesman, cocky, etc! xD i forgot all that

fucking figures :3