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edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist ([personal profile] transmutation) wrote in [community profile] hsau2013-05-25 03:07 pm

OPEN POST



the high school au meme

 

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU.

2. Roll 1-19.

or come up with your own scenarios.
3. ???

4. Play out high school AU times.

 

 

1. first day

Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

 

2. first period

You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

 

3. lesson proper

You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

 

4. faculty

Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

 

5. lunch break

Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

 

6. hooky

One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

 

7. detention

What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

 

8. p.e.

Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

 

9. home ec.

Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

 

10. lab work

Frog dissections! Explosions!

 

11. school fair/festival

Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

 

12. theater

Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

 

13. library

If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

 

14. bully

Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

 

15. tutor

You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

 

16. clubs

Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

 

17. prom

Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

 

18. graduation

Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

 

19. roll again/make your own scenario



( from here )


failblazer: (I have. No idea. What is happening.)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-27 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
If it was such a problem then Scarlet - the elder - would've said something.

[Plus, Mokou was always nice to the younger of the sisters, she even helped her study and helped with her homework and didn't mind when she caused a ruckus in her classroom.

Flandre was a hard student to deal with, and Mokou dealt with her pretty well. Reason enough for Remilia to keep her around. A glorified nanny.]
magicoftheday: (One more thing)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-27 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Remilia is busy most of the time.

[Running the school was not a particularly easy task. Although it was somewhat simpler than it could have been due to the fact that no one wanted to cross her.

Patchy would agree on that. The younger sister was quite a handful. Although there were certainly others whom could take care of her.]
failblazer: (☆ 06)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Busy drinking tea? I doubt that takes all day.

[Though she's never seen Remilia eat very much. Maybe she has a tiny stomach? She could nurse a pot of tea all afternoon. Maybe??]

And look, your desk is shining like a shilling!
magicoftheday: (Bored)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-27 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Busy looking after the welfare of this institution so that we might continue working, as well as other executive duties.

Good, now I suggest you return to your classroom. You may dirty your own desk.
failblazer: (those arent clouds they're smoke)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-28 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going back to my classroom, I'm staying put.

[What part of playing hooky doesn't Patchy get? Oh. Probably the fun part.

It's weird, though. Most days Mokou actually preforms her teacherly duties. She probably has a reason for not doing so; and both of those reasons are good at history.

Where Keine is concerned? Mokou can't be seens slacking off.

Where Kaguya is concerned? Mokou can't be shown up by that lazy bum doing more work than her.

Unfortunately for Mokou's work ethic, both of her 'reasons' happen to be escorting pupils on a field trip that day.

Or, she'd say if asked, she was just bored and couldn't be bothered today. She wasn't lonely or anything.]
magicoftheday: (Researching)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-28 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not fun in her opinion, nor is it amusing. It shows a clear lack of responsibility and respect for her students.]

Then perhaps you can explain why you've abandoned your classroom when Remilia arrives to have lunch with me.

[Well, any actual eating will be done by Patchy.]
failblazer: ("Sup bitches?" - Hibari-sama.)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-28 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Study. [She sits back down.] Power. [She puts her feet up on the chair opposite her - beneath the desk, but it's pretty obvious.] Hour.

She'll probably ask me what her little sister has been drawing with her crayons or something.

[Mokou you know she isn't that young and stupid okay.]
magicoftheday: (Gaze)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-28 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The teacher should still be present. I'll be making sure this time gets docked from your pay as it is.

[Yup.]

And annual performance reviews will be coming up soon.
failblazer: (Bored. Immortally bored.)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-29 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Teachers don't get paid by the hour, librarian.

[Or they weren't supposed to. She doesn't doubt that Remilia could - and would - take money out of her pocket for screwing around too much. Especially if Patchouli was the one asking.

... On the other side of things. Performance reviews. What a pain. Mokou slides her face onto the desk with a sigh. She looks like a kid who just got told exams were approaching.
]

So? What do those reviews even mean? [Huff...] Nothing, right?
magicoftheday: (Oh)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-29 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
If you're not working for your pay, it will be deducted.

[Connections. Mokou needs them. There's a bit of a smirk in Patchouli's voice as she continues, although she doesn't show it.]

Those reviews determine whether or not you will still have a job when the budget comes around again. Or perhaps even sooner depending on how bad it is.
failblazer: (Unhappy. Hah? You serious?)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-29 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
It-- [she leans back in her chair, looking back at Patchouli inquisitively.] It'll be fine. It's not like we're lacking funds, and it's not like I'm not useful.

Plus, Keine will put in a good word for me.

[Spoilers; Keine would lecture the crap out of poor Mokou, not talk to Remilia about this stuff.]

And don't threaten my pay, alright? It's one hour. Think of all the unpaid work we teachers have to do to prepare for classes.
magicoftheday: (Alone)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-29 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You seem to be showing otherwise at the moment.

[Skipping your own class and smearing mud all over the librarian's desk is not being useful.]

Keine is a fine example of a teacher. You would do better to follow her example than continue on the path you're currently going down.

You can slack off on your own time.
failblazer: (Portrait. Closed eyes smugbitch.)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-29 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Keine is the example of a teacher.

[But she can't deny Patchouli has a point. Maybe. Isn't it fine if her students like her and joke around with her??]

Is the path I'm on really so bad? My student feedback is always pretty high.

[And laden with annoying comments about how cute she is and they'll miss her and asking if she likes Kaguya or Keine better. Life is hard, bookworm.]
magicoftheday: (Sighing)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-29 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
That would be because you're not there to supervise, thus giving them free reign. If you want real results, you need to keep them in line. Giving them so much free time is not beneficial to them. In fact, it's harmful. They need to learn that real life is not all fun and games.

[Hey, Patchy's got a fangirl in the student librarian. It gets annoying sometimes. Thankfully, said fangirl also works with the yearbook club. It wouldn't be hard to get a photoshopped picture of Mokou and Kaguya kissing in there or something.]

failblazer: (☆ 10)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-29 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't always do this, I haven't left them on their own for a while. Sometimes I just need some peace and quiet.

Besides, that's a shitty lesson to teach someone while they're practically still sucking on their mother's ti---fuck!

[Her wonderful ideas and theories are interupted when her chair falls back, thanks to her swinging on it. She hits her head off the ground hard and man did she rattle her brain? Sure feels like it.

Good thing she's resilient.
]

G-Good thing you're not the type of girl to laugh ever.

[She hopes.]
magicoftheday: (Locked Girl)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-29 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[No, Patchouli doesn't laugh. There is however, a smirk on her face. It's so rewarding when people get what they deserve. Maybe if she's lucky, that blow to the head will make Mokou a better teacher.

Doubtful, but maybe.]


If you're done causing a ruckus, you may leave.
failblazer: (Just a scratch.)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-29 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[She... stays on the ground, grunting in pain while slowly clambering to her feet. Dammit. Dammit!!]

Ugh... I... Yeah. Maybe I should go... to the nurse.

[After all, her class is a study power hour!]

Is she in today? I don't really feel like dealing with her student nurse understudy girl.

[Kaguya isn't in the building so. Maybe Eirin wouldn't be??]
magicoftheday: (Looking over)

[personal profile] magicoftheday 2013-05-29 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll have to find out for yourself.

[Besides, it's not her job to keep track of all the other teachers. As long as they're doing their jobs and not disturbing her, she doesn't care.]
failblazer: (Default)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a lousy bedside manner, Patchy.

[She rubs her head and... and heads for the door slowly, staggering just a little.]

... Sorry about the desk. I'll make less mess next time I come to hang out.

[Patchouli might have thought she was bugging her, but Mokou viewed it as hanging out. Apparently??]