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[transmutation]

the high school au meme   1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU. 2. Roll 1-19. or come up with your own scenarios. 3. ??? 4. Play out high school AU times.     1. first day Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.   2. first period You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.   3. lesson proper You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.   4. faculty Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!   5. lunch break Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.   6. hooky One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.   7. detention What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.   8. p.e. Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.   9. home ec. Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!   10. lab work Frog dissections! Explosions!   11. school fair/festival Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?   12. theater Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?   13. library If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.   14. bully Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)   15. tutor You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.   16. clubs Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...   17. prom Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?   18. graduation Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.   19. roll again/make your own scenario ( from here )

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[generalflirt]

[It hits him in the face. Fortunately, it aren't as hard as it could be, but-]

Ow! Hey, Haruhi-chan, that's foul play!

[ultraeverything]

[Whoops. She hadn't meant to hit him with the face, but she rolls with it anyway.]

All's fair in love and war, Kida-kun.

[generalflirt]

[He pauses, and then snaps his fingers, cupping his hands together into a heart thereafter]

So you love me already?!

[ultraeverything]

You're the love part.

[She mirrors him, making a heart with her own hands.

Then she pulls her hands apart, effectively breaking the heart.]

I'm the war.

[generalflirt]

Hah! [He lets out one amused note at this, collecting the ball and standing back up proper to keep it in hand when he folds his arms behind his head] That does seem to fit with what you hear about Haruhi Suzumiya-sama.

[ultraeverything]

Yeah? What are they saying about me now?

[She's more curious than anything. It's been a while since she's actually heard any of the rumors that get started about her.]

[generalflirt]

Oh, the usual! Domination, warpath, all that sort of stuff. The usual, right?

[ultraeverything]

[She shrugs.]

The usual. People are always going to talk, and sometimes they're going to be right.

[generalflirt]

Eeeeh, so should it be Nobuna Suzumiya-sama?

[ultraeverything]

I like the sound of it. Maybe I'll spare you when I become the conqueror of North High.

[generalflirt]

Well you know the name "Masaomi" is read as "righteous vassal!"

[ultraeverything]

So if I spare your life, you'd be my subordinate with unwavering loyalty in return?

[Might as well start getting followers now!]

[generalflirt]

Depends, can I be Hideyoshi?

[ultraeverything]

Why, so you can succeed me in the event of my demise?

wow italics

[generalflirt]

[He opens his eyes dramatically, waving a hand as if he were aghast. Sure, history is his worst subject, but even he's played one game of Nobunaga's Ambition, so-] Only in your name, Nobuna-sama! After all, I'm loyal until your end!

lmao it's all good

[ultraeverything]

[She fights the urge to eye-roll at his dramatics, and instead offers him a smile.]

You can be Hideyoshi, but I have no intent of reaching my demise. You'll just have to be loyal forever.

[generalflirt]

We'll have to look out for ... Whoever that was, then.

[The one who betrayed Nobunaga or... something like that. He's not good enough with his history to be confident he can remember the name offhand. He keeps wanting to say Ieyasu but that's so not right]

[ultraeverything]

Mitsuhide.

[Someone still knows their history even though they are constantly skipping or sleeping in class.]

It won't be a problem. I don't even have any good arch-enemies yet, let alone someone who could bring me down.

[She doesn't have any conquests either, for that matter. But who's thinking about those minor details?]

[generalflirt]

Our student council is pretty lax.

[Not to mention someone like him is a hall monitor]

[ultraeverything]

Seriously! Our president should at least be a cold-hearted guy who's totally by-the-books when it comes to leading the student body, but does secret backroom dealings to keep his power. That kind of person would be a worthy adversary.

[She's clearly done some thinking about this before.]

[generalflirt]

[What the- he just laughs at that, his arms going out from behind his head now. He bounces the tennis ball as he just rolls with his amusement here]

You've thought about this!

[ultraeverything]

What's so funny? It's obvious that that president would be a much better fit for office.

[She crosses her arms in a totally-not-defensive way, accentuated with a totally-not-defensive 'hmph.']

[generalflirt]

I don't know! I think I'd prefer a girl with glasses and huge knockers who happens to be one of those sorts who tells people off for the rules, but her voice is too meek to really make people listen! Now that's the sort of president I'd run for treasurer for!

[ultraeverything]

[Now who’s been thinking about things beforehand?]

[Haruhi actually nods along with his idea (because, hey, who doesn’t appreciate a quiet glasses girl with giant breasts?) but ultimately shoots it down by making an “X” with her arms.]

I need a president to actually rival me. A meek type like that wouldn’t be a challenge at all. Instead, she should sit at the president’s right hand as VP. [She pauses as she thinks of another facet of this imaginary student council.] A VP in title, but the president's plaything in practice!

And you can’t be treasurer. You’re my subordinate.

[generalflirt]

Yeeesh, my loyalty's assured even in an imaginary land, Nobuna-chan? I should start licking your boots.

[With a crooked grin and without missing a beat, till bouncing the tennis ball. He has no real problems with having his idea shot down, though it's somehow awkward a girl would so brazen throw out plaything. Hah]

So who shall be their treasurer?