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hsau2013-05-25 03:07 pm
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the high school au meme
1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU. 2. Roll 1-19. or come up with your own scenarios. 4. Play out high school AU times.
1. first day Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.
2. first period You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.
3. lesson proper You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.
4. faculty Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!
5. lunch break Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.
6. hooky One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.
7. detention What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.
8. p.e. Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.
9. home ec. Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!
10. lab work Frog dissections! Explosions!
11. school fair/festival Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?
12. theater Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?
13. library If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.
14. bully Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)
15. tutor You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.
16. clubs Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...
17. prom Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?
18. graduation Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.
19. roll again/make your own scenario ( from here ) |
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[Believe it or not, folks. Colin takes the two cones from the cutie at the counter and passes one to Toska, absently licking at his own and thoughtfully chewing the gummy bears.]
But I'll hear you out, I suppose. What, exactly, do you think we should be doing?
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[He breaks out in another grin and gives his cone a slow, thoughtful lick.]
Well at least you're having fun right now, that's good. [He perks up a bit.] What's something you would love to do if there were no consequences whatsoever?
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dat tongue...Colin scrunches up his nose and takes another lick of his cone.]I don't know, I tend not to think about what I can get away with.
[He's joykill incarnate, this boy.]
Why do you ask? Are you planning on convincing me that you can erase consequence?
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Sure I can. [He giggles.] Or at least I can drag you into doing it before you think about it too hard.
[Hmm...]
How good are you at holding alcohol?
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[See that incredible suspicious look? Don't be too offended, it's just that Colin can't trust a hoe, especially when said hoe is asking how much he can drink.]
Toska, what are you suggesting?
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[Good boy. Never trust a hoe.]
We should go to a bar. As long as you don't throw up on me. I can teach you some drinking games, too.
[Toska. Toska no. Toska. Stop.]
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[Also there's the whole 'why you inviting me out is this a date' factor that Colin's unsure about, but too embarrassed to clarify.]
They're much too loud, often quite filthy, random drunks always mistake me for a girl and by the end of the night, my rear's been slapped so often it hurts to sit.
[And that all came from the first - and hopefully last - time he went to a bar with Miko. It wasn't fun.]
So unless you can guarantee they music and hygiene will be of a respectable standard and the middle aged alcoholics don't come near me, I'll have to decline.
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[He wrinkles his nose. No fun whatsoever.
Although he totally understands that "mistaking Colin for a girl" thing. It doesn't take that many drinks to get there.]
What you're looking for is a gentleman's club, not a bar. At least it's still during school hours, so any bar that's open right now won't be that full yet. Plus they won't ask us for IDs. [He pauses to bite a mouthful of crushed cookies and gummi bears off his ice cream.] Or you could always go to my place, there's plenty of booze there and it's... kind of clean.
[And by "kind of clean" he means "the laundry might be sentient enough to eat you no big deal". Brilliant parenting from the couple that let Toska move out when he was 16.]
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[Sentient laundry is okay, but if there's any dust, Colin's ollieing out and taking the vodka with him. Well, not really; he doesn't want to risk his mother finding out and pulling her disappointed face.]
If you really want to, I suppose we can go to a-- wait, isn't a gentlemen's club slang for a strip club?!
[He's not going to a strip joint with you Toska, don't even ask.]
A drink or two is one thing, but I'm not getting a goshdarn lap dance right next to you! Not that I've ever been to one of those places - th-they're quite vile, really, or so I've gathered from the rumours but the bottom line is I'm not going to a 'gentlemen's club' with you!
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You're a virgin, I don't expect you to be into lap dances and such. Personally I'm not much into all the teasing. [That sure says a lot about him.] Say, how are you ever going to have sex anyway? I mean, you hate smells and touches, doesn't that mean you're gonna be a virgin for life?
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[Sigh] I don't know. Maybe I'll meet someone who actually bathes and brushes their hair and I'll throw myself into their arms, begging to be ravished.
[But they need to be really, really clean. Bathing in bleach is a requirement for getting down with Colin.]
And I'm not against touches, I just... Ugh, why am I even attempting to explain this to you?
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[He starts poking and messing with Colin's hair while he speaks.]
Baths aren't gonna get rid of your bodily fluids, you realize that, right? You're supposed to get dirty from sex. It makes you sweat like a pig, too. You take the dirty out of sex and it's boring and probably screws up your chances of getting kids. Especially the boring part.
Besides, you're into Leona. She smells like chemicals and her hair looks like her cat confused it for curtains. Plus I've seen how much you want her to hug you. Are you sure you need clean that much?
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Leona's hair is wavy, don't compare it to curtains that detestable cat of hers has destroyed.
[He's not amused right now. Not amused at all.]
And don't talk about body fluids, sweat and sex right before you ask me about her. You're tarnishing her image!
[Pause.] I don't see how getting dirty could be fun, but I'll take your word for it. [Another pause, before Colin turns slightly redder and glances up at his hairline.] You're not, uh, t-trying to get me into bed, are you?
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Fine, fine, I won't bring it up. [He ruffles Colin's hair affectionately.]
Why, is it working? [He snorts in amusement.] I couldn't get you into bed unless you were completely okay with it. Same as only getting hypnotized if you want to be. Except with sex appeal, I guess.
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[He's still refusing to show just how strange he finds it to have his head touched so much.]
I was just wondering because you're awfully 'hands on' with me. And I know you're like that with everyone, so maybe I'm just being narcissistic to assume you've got some kind of interest in me, but if you were any kind of normal person - which you're absolutely not - then I think it'd be alright for me to make that assumption. Maybe. I'm not sure.
[Thankfully he shuts himself up by gulping down a few more gummy bears and mouthfuls of vanilla ice cream.]
This ice cream is really good.
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[He giggles and tugs the cone away from Colin.] You're gonna choke on it eating like that.
[After a pause he forcefully tips Colin's head back and licks a few drops of the ice cream off his chin.] Seriously, you're a messy eater for a neat freak.
[And here he goes walking off eating his ice cream like nothing happened.]
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poutingscowling Toska scolds him. He's not a child, damnit - he can swallow his food without choking!He squeaks when his head is tilted back and feels his face burn when Toska's tongue touches him. Woah- he shouldn't find this kinda-sorta-maybe a little hot, should he? But he does. And boy does that confuse him.]
Wait, where are you going?!
[The girl at the counter giggles as Colin dashes off after Toska, much to his embarrassment, though he thankfully catches up to the brunette outside the store, already panting from moving so quickly.]
Did I offend you or something? Oh, gosh, I said something stupid, didn't I?
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[He tips his head away as if genuinely offended, then turns back and grins.] Did I scare you that much?
[Suddenly an even better thought enters his head.] Hey, you're not mad at me for licking you. I don't have to chase you down again. [He giggles.] You don't hate me as much as I figured you do.
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Look, I'm still upset about the incident with Fishbones- Fishsticks? Whatever your morbidly obese dog is named. I didn't exactly enjoy being tied up and thrown to your pet like some of chew toy, but...
[He reaches up to awkwardly scratch his cheek.] I don't hate you. You're just... obnoxious, stupid, completely irresponsible, exceptionally childish and you have no regard for anyone aside from yourself. However, you're still somewhat decent I guess.
[With a quick tug of his hoodie, Colin shakily approaches Toska, quickly glances around like he expects someone to suddenly snap a photo of him, and ever so lightly presses his lips against Toska's cheek.]
A-alright, that's cleared up, then. Good.
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So this is him just freezing and staring at Colin, a hand slowly moving up to rub his cheek in pretty clear confusion.]
[And suddenly the spell is broken, and he tosses his ice cream aside in favor of pouncing on Colin and probably toppling him to the ground, licking his face not unlike how Fishsticks greets humans. Except with slightly less nipping.]
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T-toska!
[The licking continues and before it can get any more lewd that it already is, Colin reaches out and winds his fingers in Toska's messy locks, trying to pull the boy away from his face.]
What are you doing?! We're in public, you dunce!
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Mm... you've got a point. C'mon. [He jumps to his feet, dragging Colin along with him, and removes the hand from his hair in favor of holding it and tugging him in the direction of his house.] I owe you a few drinks anyway, that ice cream was awesome. [And now what's left of it has met a sad death thanks to Toska's whims.]
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I hope this isn't usually how you spend your days off. With the alcohol, I mean - whether or not you... lick people outside of school is completely your own business, but binging can do serious damage to your liver.
[Colin explains that like it's something Toska has never even thought of, because he always needs to be the educational voice of reason in all his relationships.]
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[He smirks, purring again when he notes Colin isn't trying to get his hand back. Not that he plans to release it any time soon.]
Only on special occasions. The guy living in my place before had a huge stock of it, I haven't really touched it since he moved out. Mostly I share it with Sela when she wants some. But it's pretty good to have when I have good company to drink it with. And no, I don't usually lick people that much. You're one of the special exceptions. [And actually he'd rather just drag Colin into the nearest hiding place and lick him some more, but he's pretty sure Colin wouldn't like that. So his place it is.]
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[It's probably not good to continue prying about the booze, so Colin just lets it go, absently tugging his hood down slightly lower. He's enjoying this; he likes holding hands with another guy and he liked it when he felt that tongue on his lips, his face colours slightly darker and he glances down at their joined hands.]
I'm flattered you think I'm special enough to lick.
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