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the high school au meme   1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU. 2. Roll 1-19. or come up with your own scenarios. 3. ??? 4. Play out high school AU times.     1. first day Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.   2. first period You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.   3. lesson proper You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.   4. faculty Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!   5. lunch break Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.   6. hooky One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.   7. detention What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.   8. p.e. Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.   9. home ec. Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!   10. lab work Frog dissections! Explosions!   11. school fair/festival Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?   12. theater Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?   13. library If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.   14. bully Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)   15. tutor You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.   16. clubs Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...   17. prom Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?   18. graduation Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.   19. roll again/make your own scenario ( from here )

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[generalflirt]

[He mutters something like "You're a marvel, Suzumiya-san" when he goes to pull out the ball, a smile still plastered onto his face. It's a lazy toss right back at her]

That's a shame! Sounds like you hit that ball right out of the park, or would if not for the fence.

[ultraeverything]

I totally would have.

[Despite all of her team-quitting, she really does have a soft spot for baseball. It's really the only sport she'll bother to brag about. This time, she tosses the ball back normally to avoid any more potential fence problems.]

You're not on any sports teams, are you?

[generalflirt]

Not a one! I can't let the "team" get in the way of the "ladies!"

[He says this in the midst of a catch and return back to her, grinning and even striking a small pose - fanning himself - when he completes the action]

[ultraeverything]

So your only after-school activity is picking up girls.

[She states it so matter-of-factly. No judgement here, though. It's as good an activity as any. Above all else, it suits his personality.]

You aren't missing much. There isn't a single club here that's really fun.

[generalflirt]

So, so, maybe I can even pick up you, Haruhi-chan?

[He won't let that one go. ...Okay maybe he will, but there was an opening for that one, and he arches his eyebrow for it]

[ultraeverything]

I already told you that I'm only interested in supernatural beings.

[She starts bouncing the tennis ball absentmindedly. Sorry, Kida, you're two years too late. If this were middle school, he would've had a guaranteed 'yes.' Since then she's gotten a bit more picky about who she wastes time on.]

[generalflirt]

And above being flustered I seem. Alas, I've encountered a girl who isn't even phased by the resonance of my heart!

[Including a small twirl and a dramatic finger point before he crouches down forward slightly]

[ultraeverything]

I figured you were going to ask me out sooner or later.

[Had he asked a little earlier, she might have faltered some. But after talking for a while, she couldn't help but think a flirt like him would make a pass at her.

His second statement, however, is something she finds terribly hard to believe. The tennis ball's bouncing stops abruptly.]

Are you telling me that I'm the first girl who hasn't fallen for your dramatics?

[generalflirt]

Eeeeh, of course! My success rate is actually i! [And he laughs here. Math isn't his forte, but it's something they've been learning and the joke struck him. He puffs out his chest, tapping it lightly]

I know, I know, I'm awesome.

[ultraeverything]

[If Haruhi were the type to facepalm, she'd be doing it right now.

Instead, she hurls the tennis ball at him.]

You're ridiculous.

[generalflirt]

[It hits him in the face. Fortunately, it aren't as hard as it could be, but-]

Ow! Hey, Haruhi-chan, that's foul play!

[ultraeverything]

[Whoops. She hadn't meant to hit him with the face, but she rolls with it anyway.]

All's fair in love and war, Kida-kun.

[generalflirt]

[He pauses, and then snaps his fingers, cupping his hands together into a heart thereafter]

So you love me already?!

[ultraeverything]

You're the love part.

[She mirrors him, making a heart with her own hands.

Then she pulls her hands apart, effectively breaking the heart.]

I'm the war.

[generalflirt]

Hah! [He lets out one amused note at this, collecting the ball and standing back up proper to keep it in hand when he folds his arms behind his head] That does seem to fit with what you hear about Haruhi Suzumiya-sama.

[ultraeverything]

Yeah? What are they saying about me now?

[She's more curious than anything. It's been a while since she's actually heard any of the rumors that get started about her.]

[generalflirt]

Oh, the usual! Domination, warpath, all that sort of stuff. The usual, right?

[ultraeverything]

[She shrugs.]

The usual. People are always going to talk, and sometimes they're going to be right.

[generalflirt]

Eeeeh, so should it be Nobuna Suzumiya-sama?

[ultraeverything]

I like the sound of it. Maybe I'll spare you when I become the conqueror of North High.

[generalflirt]

Well you know the name "Masaomi" is read as "righteous vassal!"

[ultraeverything]

So if I spare your life, you'd be my subordinate with unwavering loyalty in return?

[Might as well start getting followers now!]

[generalflirt]

Depends, can I be Hideyoshi?

[ultraeverything]

Why, so you can succeed me in the event of my demise?

wow italics

[generalflirt]

[He opens his eyes dramatically, waving a hand as if he were aghast. Sure, history is his worst subject, but even he's played one game of Nobunaga's Ambition, so-] Only in your name, Nobuna-sama! After all, I'm loyal until your end!