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the high school au meme   1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU. 2. Roll 1-19. or come up with your own scenarios. 3. ??? 4. Play out high school AU times.     1. first day Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.   2. first period You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.   3. lesson proper You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.   4. faculty Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!   5. lunch break Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.   6. hooky One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.   7. detention What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.   8. p.e. Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.   9. home ec. Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!   10. lab work Frog dissections! Explosions!   11. school fair/festival Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?   12. theater Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?   13. library If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.   14. bully Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)   15. tutor You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.   16. clubs Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...   17. prom Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?   18. graduation Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.   19. roll again/make your own scenario ( from here )

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[unicorfgmmfff]

Awwww, but people talk anyway. [He sighs and finally lets go of him, not missing a beat to help him to his feet and push him along toward the ice cream place.]

And since Sela got expelled I don't have anyone else to snuggle. You're also very hug-shaped. [Don't even ask him what that means.] Why is your hair so neat, anyway? Do you straighten it? Are you gonna have to straighten it again?

[hroumfd]

What?! Y-you mean the talk about us?!

[Nope. He can't handle this. I mean, he couldn't handle being shipped with anyone but if it was a certain girl he'd be a little more okay with it but still completely embarrassed - ah, time to stop thinking. Just get up and let yourself be pushed, Colin.]

My hair is neat because I brush it. Maybe you should try it sometime. [Brushing your own hair, Toska, don't come near his luscious locks.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Yeah, I guess, somewhere in there. People talk about a lot of things, you know?

[And then he gives Colin an exaggerated odd look as if brushing his hair is the weirdest thing that's ever been suggested.]

I'm pretty sure human hair isn't supposed to be as neat and straight as yours. You should let me mess it up more, you look good right now! Like a rebel!

[hroumfd]

And I'm pretty sure it's not healthy of a person to never brush their hair.

[He doesn't really believe that, but he needs to be a sassy bitch from time to time in order to keep his self-esteem up.]

Ugh, I look like a clown. [Frantic smoothing, go! He'd die if anyone else saw him like this.] Thank-you, Toska, for your help. Now never touch me, again.

[unicorfgmmfff]

Awwwwwwww~!! [Just for that he's going to rub his chin across Colin's hair again. Hah he wins.

Well, then he helps Colin pat his hair down, but he's very happy to be able to smell something on him now.] After we get ice cream we can go find you a comb or something. Does that sound good to you?

[hroumfd]

Don't 'aw' at me like I'm some kind of vile kitten!

[He's only won the battle; Colin will win the war. After he brushes his hair and takes a bleach bath, of course. The redhead just scowls as he's touched yet again, however he'll let it slide this time, just because Toska really does seem to be doing a good job.]

You don't have to come with me to find a comb. Just eat your ice cream and go to class. You might actually learn something for once.

[unicorfgmmfff]

School's boring. [He shrugs.] I'd rather stay out for the day. And I like hanging out with you. And if you get rid of all that smell who else is gonna be there to make sure you smell like something?

[Toska you're not helping your case.]

Mostly I just wanna hang out with you a little longer. Better than doing it in school, right?

[hroumfd]

If you keep skipping, you'll be expelled. Then you'll have to work at a gas station for the rest of your life, you'll never meet a nice girl to marry and then you won't have children. You'll be old and without anyone to carry on your family name, all because when you were a senior you thought it would be fun to drag poor Colin out to the ice cream shop and not go back to class.

[BREATHE IN and a finger waved right in Toska's face.]

Is that really what you want? Regardless, I'm not going to allow you to throw away your life, even if I have to carry you all the way back to school by myself.

[But please don't make him carry you.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

[Looooong silence.]

You can't pick me up.

...

And anyway, I don't need to work at a gas station, Sela's gonna open up a pawn shop. I can help her with that. Or become a writer. Or a criminal. Maybe I'll build robots. Anyway, I don't need kids, Sela doesn't like them near her.

[Slowly raises a brow at him.] If you're so worried about me you can always marry me and let me inherit your money when you die.

[hroumfd]

[Toska you're embarrassing the poor boy, he can't handle anyone flirting with him ever. Especially another guy. He reaches up and tugs his hood down to hide his uguu desu blush and walks a little faster because ice cream is suddenly really important to him.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Hey, wait! [Here he goes chasing after Colin again. He wonders if this is going to become a habit.]

Was that too sudden? Did I scare you? I'm sorry if I scared you. Can you slow down for a minute?

[hroumfd]

[chase after me, toska-senpai! Hopefully not, since while Colin is certainly skinny, he's not built to move quickly for long periods of time.]

Wouldn't it be better to assure me you're teasing yet again?

[He tosses a scowl over his shoulder and keeps on marching.]

Asking if it's too sudden makes it sound- Ugh, forget it.

[Keep thinking of vanilla ice cream and sprinkles, Colin. Everything's gonna be alright.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

[No kouhai come back senpai notices you! At least, being taller and more agile, he can quickly fall back into step next to him.]

I meant to build it up so I could tease you for longer. Unless you're seriously considering it. I mean, I didn't know you were into guys. I figured you knew I was. That's not the point. Hey, your face turns really red when you're upset, did you know that? I've never seen anyone turn that red before. Is that a redhead thing or just a Colin thing?

[He's trying his best to not sound like a creeper he swears.]

[hroumfd]

I suppose it's a 'Colin thing' as you so eloquently put it.

[I'm sorry, but I must go be magical girl Colin-chan. Stupid tall guys and their stupid long legs-- Wait, did Toska just ask if he likes dudes? And did Toska just tell him that he like guys? Give Colin a second to process all this and formulate an intelligent, eloquent answer that will surely change the way people look at him for the rest of time.]

Wha?

[And that was Colin's best, folks.]

Wh-why would I even?! I don't- Ha! Haha! You're teasing me, right? Real funny, Toska.

[unicorfgmmfff]

[This makes him giggle and god it's so tempting to rub those red cheeks. Stop being cute, Colin, he might die from not being allowed to touch you.]

Actually, I seriously would like to know if you like guys. I mean, I know you like Leona, but you could like both. I'm very curious about that. [A pause.] I was teasing about you and me, though. Unless you're interested.

[hroumfd]

[He's probably sorry for being such a cutie, he just can't handle any of this.]

Must we discuss my romantic life? I thought we were getting food to silence you for a few minutes.

[Putting on the 'shut up you butt' face as protection as they finally reach the goddamn store.]

This is it, right? Unless there' another goshdarn ice cream place around here you feel you must visit.

[unicorfgmmfff]

No, this is it. [And this is him pushing the door open as an excuse to get uncomfortably close. Because Colin doesn't regret being cute and knowing someone so touchy-feely enough already.]

You know, I don't mind if you swear. It might make you sound less like a little girl. [Only Toska could manage to say this without a hint of malice in his voice.]

[hroumfd]

[Colin tenses up at how close Toska gets to him. He's not at all concerned about the gay thing - only some classless jerk would be in Colin's opinion - it's more the fact that he's not accustomed to having a guy all pressed up against him and it's made worse by all the teasing and touching prior the the door opening and he's going red again, isn't he?]

I don't sound like a little girl! [He turns to give Toska another glare only to freeze when he realizes what a fucking awful idea that was. With a gulp and a short pause, Colin gives his most awkward laugh at the ridiculously close proximity and shrinks back a little, simultaneously trying to walk backwards through the door before Toska can notice how embarrassed he is. Not that it's really all that difficult to notice already.]

So. Ice cream! I'm going to get vanilla and sprinkles because it's really quite nice, even though people always say it's so bloody boring. I don't see how ice cream can be boring, but oh well, such is life and people are stupid, anyway-- Heh.

[Good job, Colin, now Toska will never notice.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

[This makes him grin, and he almost looks proud at how embarrassed Colin is. He decides to follow him closely, snickering at the way his speech patterns changed now that he's flustered.]

Hrmmm... I think I want coffee. Or rocky road. Maybe both. I wonder if there's some kind of rainbow flavor. [He pauses.] Maybe I'll just not get anything and steal bits of yours.

[Yes he did do that just to fluster Colin. And now he's whistling innocently.]

[hroumfd]

Aren't you just getting a little extravagant because I'm the one paying?

[He wisely decides to ignore the mental picture of Toska lapping away at his ice cream cone and heads straight for the counter, face red as a tomato.]

But if you insist on so much, I guess I can't stop you. I'll just give you whatever you want, alright?

[Colin. Why.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Eh, just get me a vanilla one. But with all the toppings it can hold.

[It's a euphanism. Of course Toska doesn't mean anything by it pshh why would Colin think that.]

Actually vanilla's pretty kinky once it starts melting. [He says it like it's the most casual observation one could ever make.]

[hroumfd]

You're such a child.

[It's said much more fondly than you think it would. You're such a precious baby, Toska. Colin turns and orders two vanilla cones with way too many toppings - because maybe he also likes the gummy bears that put on and the sprinkles and the crushed cookies - and hands the money over to the cute cashier.

But then, Toska just has to bring up the kinks.]

K-kinky?!

[Actually he's not precious. Colin takes back that thought because right now Toska doesn't deserve it.]

What kind of sex have you been having if you think ice cream is kinky?!

[WAIT, DON'T TELL HIM-!]

[unicorfgmmfff]

[He gains a broad grin, glancing about conspiratorially before leaning close to whisper.]

I can tell you if you really wanna know. Or show you.

[And then he leans back and laughs.] You must be a virgin, though, if you don't get it.

[hroumfd]

[ASDF-!! If Colin's blue screen lasts for more than two hours, please reset your Colin unit and try again.]

You won't be showing me anything, thank-you.

[Although he is kind of curious... N-not about kinky sex with a guy, obviously, just, uh, about what kind of sex involves ice cream as if it wasn't obvious.]

Well excuse me for not sleeping around! How about I just go outside now and throw myself at the first person I see, hm? Will that make you happy?

[Overly defensive virgin!Colin.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Not really. I wouldn't get anything out of that.

[Spoken like a true slut, Toska. Figures changing his opinions of others every five minutes would give him a surprising about of experience with... well, everything.]

Are you always this high-strung? You could use some fun.