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the high school au meme   1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU. 2. Roll 1-19. or come up with your own scenarios. 3. ??? 4. Play out high school AU times.     1. first day Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.   2. first period You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.   3. lesson proper You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.   4. faculty Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!   5. lunch break Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.   6. hooky One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.   7. detention What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.   8. p.e. Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.   9. home ec. Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!   10. lab work Frog dissections! Explosions!   11. school fair/festival Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?   12. theater Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?   13. library If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.   14. bully Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)   15. tutor You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.   16. clubs Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...   17. prom Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?   18. graduation Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.   19. roll again/make your own scenario ( from here )

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[unicorfgmmfff]

But you don't even smell good! I mean, your friends smell great, one of them's like chemicals and perfume and the other one's like pancakes and their cat smells like cat food but you just smell like air! How do you even do that?

[hroumfd]

[Giving you a look.

And stomping down the street. He's got hurt feelings. Toska better hurry up of he still wants that ice cream.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Hey hey hey wait!

[And here he goes chasing after him and yeah you better duck, Colin, or you're gonna get bowled over with a hug.]

[hroumfd]

[He's too busy grumbling to realize just how fast Toska's coming and suddenly everything is pain and suffering.]

G-get off me!

[FURIOUS GIRLY SLAPPING, GO!]

You can buy your own damn ice cream! This isn't at all funny!

1/2

[unicorfgmmfff]

[Sorry, girly slapping is no competition against a Toska Hug. He just ducks and giggles.]

It wouldn't be any fun without anyone else around, though. [Snuggle~! Hahaha now Colin smells faintly like Toska. As in vaguely like a goat that's been living in a forest.]

2/3

[unicorfgmmfff]

[But wait...]

3/3 okay I'm done now.

[unicorfgmmfff]

....You're not mad that you got hurt are you? Are you mad at me?

[hroumfd]

[Don't give him that look, it always makes him feel guilty for pointing out what a shithead you are and- damn it, it's working on him. Still, Colin keeps on scowling even when he maneuvers to face Toska and push himself up on his elbows.]

I-

[Guh, goddamn it.]

No. I'm fine. Just quit jumping on me like you intend to dry hump my leg, it's incredibly disconcerting.

[unicorfgmmfff]

I'm not going t-

...

Is thing some kind of backwards flirting?

[He's very confused. Especially since what Colin is doing is effectively just pressing them closer together since Toska has no intention of letting go of his prey friend right now.]

1/?

[hroumfd]

[Toska.]

2?

[hroumfd]

[Toska, no.]

3/4

[hroumfd]

[Don't.]

4/4 spamspamspam into forever

[hroumfd]

You are definitely buying your own ice cream.

[unicorfgmmfff]

Oh come on, don't be like that. I'm just teasing you. And I don't have any money on me anyway.



If I let you go will you promise to get me ice cream? I won't even ask for a double-scoop. [That's a lie and they both know it.]

[hroumfd]

I don't care.

[You are a lying butt, Toska, don't make promises you can't keep.]

You're not getting anything from me after that little stunt.

[unicorfgmmfff]

Well then, I just won't let you go.

[Snuggles are happening instead. So there.]

[hroumfd]

[Good god no, this is the worst possible thing, but Colin can't give in and let Toska walk all over him!]

Stop it! You're messing up my hair.

[Wait, that didn't sound very manly.]

And more importantly you're getting your stink all over me!

[unicorfgmmfff]

Yes, now you smell like something! [He cackles and rubs his face against Colin's face and hair with a vengeance.] It's okay, you can just brush it better and air it out later!

[hroumfd]

That's not the point! [Gross, gross, gross. People touching him is grooooss.] For someone who accuses me of 'reverse flirting' whatever that's supposed to be you seem awfully obsessed with touching me!

[Because hugs and snuggling aren't what two heterosexual men engage in, apparently.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

[Hey it takes a man very comfortable with his heterosexuality to snuggle and love on another man okay.

Of course the fact that Toska's done worse does make one wonder.]

Becaaaause you don't smell like anything and I want you to smell like something. And I like my smell. [No he does not realize how wrong that sounds.]

[hroumfd]

[Only Leona may snuggle Colin, it's the law of this town.]

...

[He's gonna need a few years to fully process that, but in the meantime, he's just going to give Toska the good old 'you are living scum' look.]

Get off me, you weirdo. I don't want people talking.

[If people just said he was into dudes, that'd be fine, however people saying he's into Toska is so far over the line it's in another state.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Awwww, but people talk anyway. [He sighs and finally lets go of him, not missing a beat to help him to his feet and push him along toward the ice cream place.]

And since Sela got expelled I don't have anyone else to snuggle. You're also very hug-shaped. [Don't even ask him what that means.] Why is your hair so neat, anyway? Do you straighten it? Are you gonna have to straighten it again?

[hroumfd]

What?! Y-you mean the talk about us?!

[Nope. He can't handle this. I mean, he couldn't handle being shipped with anyone but if it was a certain girl he'd be a little more okay with it but still completely embarrassed - ah, time to stop thinking. Just get up and let yourself be pushed, Colin.]

My hair is neat because I brush it. Maybe you should try it sometime. [Brushing your own hair, Toska, don't come near his luscious locks.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Yeah, I guess, somewhere in there. People talk about a lot of things, you know?

[And then he gives Colin an exaggerated odd look as if brushing his hair is the weirdest thing that's ever been suggested.]

I'm pretty sure human hair isn't supposed to be as neat and straight as yours. You should let me mess it up more, you look good right now! Like a rebel!

[hroumfd]

And I'm pretty sure it's not healthy of a person to never brush their hair.

[He doesn't really believe that, but he needs to be a sassy bitch from time to time in order to keep his self-esteem up.]

Ugh, I look like a clown. [Frantic smoothing, go! He'd die if anyone else saw him like this.] Thank-you, Toska, for your help. Now never touch me, again.