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the high school au meme   1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. Optionally: include a small description of what they're like in the AU. 2. Roll 1-19. or come up with your own scenarios. 3. ??? 4. Play out high school AU times.     1. first day Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.   2. first period You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.   3. lesson proper You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.   4. faculty Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!   5. lunch break Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.   6. hooky One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.   7. detention What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.   8. p.e. Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.   9. home ec. Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!   10. lab work Frog dissections! Explosions!   11. school fair/festival Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?   12. theater Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?   13. library If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.   14. bully Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)   15. tutor You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.   16. clubs Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...   17. prom Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?   18. graduation Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.   19. roll again/make your own scenario ( from here )

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[hroumfd]

Pirates often went days without bathing; if you think I'd willingly become some unwashed ninny, you have another thing coming!

[Pirates are gross and so are you, Toska.]

A-and I'm no wimp! More importantly, who in their right mind would take advice from you?! You're just as bad as those vile pirates - Hell, you're probably even worse!

[unicorfgmmfff]

[What nonsense pirates are awesome and so is Toska.

And baths are for losers anyway.]

No fun! You definitely have to come with me - it won't be as cool if you don't come along!

[Which under no circumstances means he's plotting something no of course not.]

[hroumfd]

[Baths are for cool, interesting and not at all cowardly gents. Gents like Colin.]

Ugh, there's no way you'll leave me in peace until I agree, is there?

[He sighs and scowls and quietly thinks about how great it would be to kick Toska down a flight of stairs.]

Fine, but just this once. If you keep bothering me after this I'll report you to the highest possible authorities.

[Aka his mommy, but she's still a badass.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Yeeeeesssssss!!

[And this is him rubbing his face in Colin's hair before running off and gesturing for him to follow.]

Quick, let's go to that place that sells ice cream down the road from here! It's been ages since I had ice cream!

[Is he purring.]

[hroumfd]

[DO NOT WANT. Get out of Colin's hair, he spent ages washing it this morning and now it's got Toska germs in it. Today couldn't get any worse.]

S-stop that, you cretin!

[Wait, did he say ice cream? Yeah, this day just got worse, didn't it?]

And I suppose you expect me to pay for this little outing, hm?

[BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WONT will, unfortunately. Bleh! He'll continue his inner monologue of endless bitching while he follows his stupid not-friend.]

Alright, fine, but don't purr like some flea-ridden cat. I hate those vile creatures; they're creepy and weird... Oddly enough, they seem to fit you to a 'T'.

[unicorfgmmfff]

You need some kind of smell in your hair anyway. [So there. Hmph.]

Of course I'd ask Sela to lend me money but last time I did that she punched me and told me to stop whining. Also, you're rich, so it's not that big a deal for you, right?

[Toska Logic™.]

Cats are so cool, you shouldn't insult them. They can steal your breath in your sleep. [He says this as if it's an undeniable fact.]

[hroumfd]

[He can't really argue with the 'rich' thing, but he still doesn't like buying annoyingly hot seniors he doesn't even like ice cream.]

Cats bathe themselves with their tongue. How does that make them any cleaner?! If you ask me, cats are counterproductive fools and they can't steal your breath in your sleep, you moron!

[Just going to very grumpily smooth his hair back down, thank-you.]

Ugh, now I'll have to take another bath.

[unicorfgmmfff]

Well their tongues are rough so they're combing the dirt out. And it does help to wipe some of the grease off. [Don't make him lick you. Because he will figure out how to use that as a point somehow.]

Why do you take baths so much, anyway? I bet animals can't even tell you're there anymore because you smell like nothing.

[hroumfd]

Regardless, it's a waste of time and energy. A dip in a bucket of water does a much better job. [If tongues get involved Colin will cry. And then sue you for indecent assault, or something.]

Why- Why do I bathe?! Are you honestly asking me that?

[unicorfgmmfff]

Yeah, but a lot of cats can't swim. Especially the ones with really long fur.

[He gives him an odd look.]

Yes, I am asking. You bathe so much the only thing you could possibly smell like is disinfectant. Why?

[hroumfd]

I'm not saying we should toss them in the sea-

[Don't give him that look, it makes him uncomfortable... And reminds him of a certain obese dog and a few yards of red ribbon.]

Because I don't want to stink? Isn't that why everyone bathes?

[unicorfgmmfff]

But you don't even smell good! I mean, your friends smell great, one of them's like chemicals and perfume and the other one's like pancakes and their cat smells like cat food but you just smell like air! How do you even do that?

[hroumfd]

[Giving you a look.

And stomping down the street. He's got hurt feelings. Toska better hurry up of he still wants that ice cream.]

[unicorfgmmfff]

Hey hey hey wait!

[And here he goes chasing after him and yeah you better duck, Colin, or you're gonna get bowled over with a hug.]

[hroumfd]

[He's too busy grumbling to realize just how fast Toska's coming and suddenly everything is pain and suffering.]

G-get off me!

[FURIOUS GIRLY SLAPPING, GO!]

You can buy your own damn ice cream! This isn't at all funny!

1/2

[unicorfgmmfff]

[Sorry, girly slapping is no competition against a Toska Hug. He just ducks and giggles.]

It wouldn't be any fun without anyone else around, though. [Snuggle~! Hahaha now Colin smells faintly like Toska. As in vaguely like a goat that's been living in a forest.]

2/3

[unicorfgmmfff]

[But wait...]

3/3 okay I'm done now.

[unicorfgmmfff]

....You're not mad that you got hurt are you? Are you mad at me?

[hroumfd]

[Don't give him that look, it always makes him feel guilty for pointing out what a shithead you are and- damn it, it's working on him. Still, Colin keeps on scowling even when he maneuvers to face Toska and push himself up on his elbows.]

I-

[Guh, goddamn it.]

No. I'm fine. Just quit jumping on me like you intend to dry hump my leg, it's incredibly disconcerting.

[unicorfgmmfff]

I'm not going t-

...

Is thing some kind of backwards flirting?

[He's very confused. Especially since what Colin is doing is effectively just pressing them closer together since Toska has no intention of letting go of his prey friend right now.]

1/?

[hroumfd]

[Toska.]

2?

[hroumfd]

[Toska, no.]

3/4

[hroumfd]

[Don't.]

4/4 spamspamspam into forever

[hroumfd]

You are definitely buying your own ice cream.

[unicorfgmmfff]

Oh come on, don't be like that. I'm just teasing you. And I don't have any money on me anyway.



If I let you go will you promise to get me ice cream? I won't even ask for a double-scoop. [That's a lie and they both know it.]